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I'm Max. I'm a film student, so I'm studying perpetual hunger and disappointment. I want to write TV one day.

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"Ri-Ri isn’t scared of Katy Perry’s roaring
Queen B’s gone back to the drawing
Lorde smells blood yeah she’s about to slay you
Kid ain’t one to fuck with when shes only on her debut
We’re all watching Gaga lol and haha
Dying for the art so really she’s a martyr
Second best will never cut it for the divas
Give me that crown bitch 
I wanna be Sheezus…”

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Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing


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lost made me want to crash on an island and get all mystical and shit y’all

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I remember Peanut Butter

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A wise man once said that war was coming to this island. I think it just got here.

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Mom, I never seen somebody do that before.

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